So like. While driving home from work—the first day of teaching elementary school—I pass college freshmen on their first day of classes too. The eager, preppy-douche hopkins kids (weird to think i am now part of that mysterious “non-undergraduate” population here… hello masters degree), the nondescript UBalt kids, and the precious MICA hipsters. And all I am, honestly, is jealous. And sad. And overwhelmed.